Irene

Tell it to me slowly

what did you say

your minding your business

‘til the judgment day

I stagger down the aisle

gasping for air

looking for lead

and slurring a prayer

the cashier wears a mustache

her name is Irene

she mean what she say

and she say what she mean

and what she tells me is her dream

(it’s obscene and unclean in her dream)

and my reaction is to scream

no Irene! no Irene!

Jehovah shoots an arrow

from heaven on high

they lining up in Jackson

waiting to die

Swaggart leads the chorus

in hymn number two

his eyes are on Deloris

she’ll just have to do

Irene is nodding slightly

and seeming to pray

she’s waxing her stash

for the judgment day

and then she falls into a dream

(fall into a wicked dream)

greasing the pig and setting it free

no Irene! no no Irene!

Jacob builds a ladder

one rung at a time

steeling himself

to get ready to climb

fill it up with super

right to the top

‘cause where we’re going

we just can’t stop

and what she tells me is her dream

(it’s obscene and unclean in her dream)

and my reaction is to scream

no Irene! no no Irene!